Smile...
Father: I feel ashamed for your laziness in your studies, son. Remember Goerge Washington? How he was a successful floor mopper when he was your age?
Son: And I feel the same, father - everytime I remember that Goerge Washington was a President when he was your age.
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A jew and a chinese co-pilot are set for flight. As they prepare for take off...
The Jew says: "Look, I just wanna make it clear, I don't like the Chinese, they bombed Pearl Harbour."
Chinese co-pilot: "That was Japanese, no CHINESE!"
Jew: "Who cares Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese all the same."
- Then came the brief silence -
Chinese co-pilot: "Let me tell you something. I don't like the Jews. They brought down the Titanic!"
Jew: "WHAT? That was an iceberg that sunk Titanic."
Chinese: "Yeah yeah! Iceberg, goldberg, speilgberg all the same!"
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Give me a smile. =)
Son: And I feel the same, father - everytime I remember that Goerge Washington was a President when he was your age.
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A jew and a chinese co-pilot are set for flight. As they prepare for take off...
The Jew says: "Look, I just wanna make it clear, I don't like the Chinese, they bombed Pearl Harbour."
Chinese co-pilot: "That was Japanese, no CHINESE!"
Jew: "Who cares Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese all the same."
- Then came the brief silence -
Chinese co-pilot: "Let me tell you something. I don't like the Jews. They brought down the Titanic!"
Jew: "WHAT? That was an iceberg that sunk Titanic."
Chinese: "Yeah yeah! Iceberg, goldberg, speilgberg all the same!"
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Give me a smile. =)