Smile...
Father: I feel ashamed for your laziness in your studies, son. Remember Goerge Washington? How he was a successful floor mopper when he was your age?
Son: And I feel the same, father - everytime I remember that Goerge Washington was a President when he was your age.
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A jew and a chinese co-pilot are set for flight. As they prepare for take off...
The Jew says: "Look, I just wanna make it clear, I don't like the Chinese, they bombed Pearl Harbour."
Chinese co-pilot: "That was Japanese, no CHINESE!"
Jew: "Who cares Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese all the same."
- Then came the brief silence -
Chinese co-pilot: "Let me tell you something. I don't like the Jews. They brought down the Titanic!"
Jew: "WHAT? That was an iceberg that sunk Titanic."
Chinese: "Yeah yeah! Iceberg, goldberg, speilgberg all the same!"
____________
Give me a smile. =)
Son: And I feel the same, father - everytime I remember that Goerge Washington was a President when he was your age.
________
A jew and a chinese co-pilot are set for flight. As they prepare for take off...
The Jew says: "Look, I just wanna make it clear, I don't like the Chinese, they bombed Pearl Harbour."
Chinese co-pilot: "That was Japanese, no CHINESE!"
Jew: "Who cares Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese all the same."
- Then came the brief silence -
Chinese co-pilot: "Let me tell you something. I don't like the Jews. They brought down the Titanic!"
Jew: "WHAT? That was an iceberg that sunk Titanic."
Chinese: "Yeah yeah! Iceberg, goldberg, speilgberg all the same!"
____________
Give me a smile. =)
posted by Safi at 12:06 AM
2 Comments:
Thanks Safi! I absolutely love jokes, yours were good :)
A7la jokes ili bil msgaat .. man I live for those jokes!
happy April fools, haa min gasait 3alaih ilyoum? You're at that age where mashallah tbad3oon bhal majal.
Anytime bruthah.
You mean the msgs on the calendar?
I'm tellin' ya, seriously, I've been socially isolated or sick if you wish, like I said; due to my studies, I know dumb excuse but iono.
I can't believe nobody actually had a AprilFools' prank played out, bugger. ;p
Allaaah Kareem.
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